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My Mom is Getting a Kitten!

And I'm so happy for her, because she's been lonely since my step-dad passed away.

He's a cream-colored tabby British Shorthair, one of the specific breeds she was looking for. In general, they have a sweet temperament, are good with children and other pets, and are not needy or destructive when left alone for a few hours. Generally.


Because he's a British Shorthair, my mom says that I need to help her come up with a good strong British name for him. And we can't call him Winston Churchill, because Pet Sematary. Any suggestions, Niners?

Look at his cute round face!

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