Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

What’s up party people! As you can tell by my user name and excessive use of CAPS* (I hold down shift. Caps Lock is for people who don’t CARE), I am Cool_Breeze.

Welcome to my AMA!

Illustration for article titled My Name Is Cool_Breeze. You Killed My Father. ASK ME ANYTHING

On the internet, where no one knows you’re a dog, you might have seen me around these parts posting about superhero and comic book movies and television shows, mostly on ObservationDeck and io9. Sometimes I even review an episode or two.I also have a plethora of gifs at my disposal.

In the real world where the graphics are tops but the game play is lacking, I am a full time Attorney in Southern California. In fact, I spent this morning (like, ALL OF IT) in a courtroom in downtown L.A. for an Ex Parte hearing (SO MUCH WAITING). I have three kids and an awesome wife who stays home and works harder than me.


For this AMA I chose Law as my first topic and ANYTHING as my second, so you know what? Ask away. I’ll do my best ;)

As always because I’m a lawyer and we’re just the worst, anything I say in here isn’t to be construed as advice, and I don’t represent any of ya’ll degenerates.


I planned on starting this shindig at around Noon PST. I think now is close enough.

So, without further ado, let’s GET TO IT!

*crashed, I haven’t even had my morning coffee yet.

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