Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
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To My New-found Friends

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God, they're all so young, there.

Anyway, this is my valentine to you people. I'd lurked for about a year here and at Giz and Kotaku, never commenting because I'm fairly new to the internet despite being older and also because of the rudeness I've seen on it. I don't take shit very well at all and some things that have been said to me would have earned a knuckle sandwich in person.


Having said that, I had noticed how well-behaved and how much fun you people were having here and decided to make the move and I'm so glad I did.

This is for you folks, good people all.

Whenever I'm out in the cold, cruel internet, I wish I were homeward bound.

Coming back to here.

(Cheers to the remarkably intelligent and creative FrankN.Stein for my new avatar.)


(Also, my username refers to the badass Gatling gun from Snow Crash.)

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