Some people are good with names. My father is not one of those people. Today I tried to have a conversation about Guardians of the Galaxy with him and this happened...
Me: Oh hey, I meant to tell you, guess what I pre-ordered?
Me: Guardians of the Galaxy! :D
Me: ...Guardians of the Galaxy?
Me: That movie I took you to go see? That you LOVED? With the talking raccoon?
DaddyEldritch: Oh! Yeah, that was a good movie, I liked Rocky the raccoon.
DaddyEldritch: Yeah. Rocky the raccoon.
Me: *long pause* Can you name the other characters?
DaddyEldritch: I liked the big guy. Jack? Uh. And Glamorous Girl? The tree guy. Brute. No. Grout? Grout.
DaddyEldritch: Where are you going?
Me: I have to go tell the internet.
DaddyEldritch: *not even listening anymore* Okay, tell them I say "hi".