A new tag line has graced our beautiful Odeck. It seems mysterious in origin and all it makes me think of is Captain Kirk going to Bones with a rather, erm, delicate medical issue.

"Bones! I need to speak to you privately! It's urgent!"

"What's the problem?"

"You know when we were off world last week and I went to that alien discotheque? I went home with a woman and now... look, there's like... burning..."

"...oh god. Captain, there is a bowl FULL of space condoms in the med bay. For FREE."

"Just shut up and take a look, okay?"

"...OH GOD. Captain!"

"Oh shit, oh shit. Is it bad?"

"It's the 8 clap."

"OH GOD NO!"

"It's one of the WORST space STDs out there. Did you screw ANOTHER green woman?"

"Just shut up and give me the space penicillin."

(In reality, one of Ruthless' sportsball teams won a big game yesterday! Yay that sportsball team!)