Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Illustration for article titled Niner Gold Stars - January 20

I swear I'll get back to normal tomorrow. RichardBurtonsCufflinks (yay or nay? Trying to come up with a good screen name for him) and I checked out a banquet hall for our upcoming nuptials and I think we got it.

You see, it's very important that I get a hall that works with my caterer because while I love his family dearly, they are very very Canadian and I need to show them what a proper Eastern European wedding is all about. Booze and food. Allllll about the booze and food. So a hall needs to respect my life choices of caterer and a shot table for when you come in.


So, I'm thinking these purple damask napkins are my new personal Jesus. Thoughts?

(On the comment side, I think my Maleficent comment went over pretty well)

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