You know what? It's not technically my holiday but I'm taking the day off anyway. You've all worked very hard, and in a way you're all winners. But in another, more accurate way, Barney is the winner. Barney being my new corgi that I'm sure will arrive any day now. Because if I wish hard enough, it will come to me right? This is my understanding of life.
Anyway, have some Team America musical funtime because AMERICA.
Happy Birthday :)