I just watched Toy Story 2 with the kidlets and WHY must these movies INSIST on making me cry, hmmmm? IT MAKES ME LOOK WEAK IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN. I must retain my authoritative presence, somehow! Maybe I'll make the oldest go chop wood or something.
Anyhoo, let's get to comments before I break down.
OK, this one made me giggle:
Once I perfect my shark-bazooka, all shall bow before me. - Dr Zoidberg
Any that I missed? (Probably)