Good news everyone. I have chosen a winner. I'd like to take a moment to "show my work" and explain the methodology that I used to decide from the many choices provided to me as nominations. I promise to keep this brief and as nonsensical as possible.

Step 1: Google search for a fabulous looking gold star.

Step 2: Create a nominations post. You may remember seeing it earlier.

Step 3: Read comments and exchange witty banter.

Step 4: Pick up cat and swing her about while reading each nomination until she scratches me. Whichever comment I was reading while scratched is disqualified.

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Step 5: Repeat Step 4 until one comment remains.

Step 6: Apply antibiotic cream to scratches.

Step 7: Create this post announcing winner

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Step 8: Bask in the glory of having done a job better than anyone else could have imagined.

Anyways, the winner was CrashedPC with the comically misspelled "I AM A WINNAR"

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