Ok, so that Citizen Kang retort made me giggle most coquettishly. Huzzah!


I won't talk all pirate-y on this, the glorious day of pirate vernacular, but I will celebrate it.

Ok, I'll talk a little.

Show me the bonny comments before I send ya to Davy Jones' Locker! Yarrrrr!

Armadillos... they do what now?

I think they hear you fine. They are just trying to give you leprosy. Jerks. - Doctor Lizardo



I bet if people weren't being forced to get insurance then they could get their eyes checked. #thankscolobama -wildcard58


Did I miss anyone today?