We have a murder mystery afoot! You have until Monday 8 am EST to submit accusations!
Otherwise, this is me:
So after the strenuous activity of picking a caption contest winner (Mythbri!) and whatnot I'm going to go ahead and call it a day. To hopefully not drown in my own mucous.
You're all winners!
But in another, more accurate way, I'm the winner. 'Cause.