I'm stuck doing the late shift at work so the Gold Stars will start nominations a bit earlier. I will also tease you with tomorrow's menu for my birthday party:

Appetizers/Snacks

  • Prosciutto, Parmesan and crackers
  • Salsa and cheese dip with those Tostito thingies
  • Kielbassa/Klobasa (depending on your particular flavour of Eastern European-ness)
  • Chips and crunchy Cheetos (the GOOD Cheetos. No puffy Cheetos in this house!)

Main

  • Fried chicken and waffles and gravy (I put the chicken to marinate in the buttermilk this morning! Oh God it's going to amazing)
  • Fettuccine with pesto sauce
  • Coleslaw
  • Caesar salad
  • Caprese salad
  • Mashed veggies - parsnips, cauliflower and carrots
  • Some sort of potato dish involving Gruyere

Desserts

  • Dulce de Leche cheesecake
  • Brownie cheesecake
  • Salted toffee cheesecake pops
  • Home-made chocolate chip cookies with home-made vanilla bean ice cream
  • Cookies and cream cake for those who do not like cheesecake (Apparently, I am friends with people such as those)

I CAN'T WAIT


Making waaaaay too much food is a family tradition; it's how we tell you we love you.

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Comments! Even though they are not as delicious as my cooking.

This whole thread that DrillPress started:

Possible lines that Will Smith can blurt out while punching someone/thing, that replace "WELCOME TO EARTH!":

MAKE ME A SANDWICH! [PUNCH]

DOES THIS TRAIN GO UPTOWN? [PUNCH]

OK, now your turn. -DrillPress

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Who else was clever today?