Please, no more links to the Daily Mail (or Gawker, because who wants to chat on Gawker?). If you want to link to a news story please be aware that any Daily Fail story will be knocked into a cocked hat by the same story reported by The Grauniad, The Independent, hell, even The Telegraph. It is like the difference between linking Fox or the NY Times.

Obligatory Daily Mash re-balancing:

Dacre to 'opt' for adult content so he can 'check how disgusting it is'

US steps up war against nature