Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

In the spirit of that Jessica Chastain quote from Jurassic World, Stephen Spielberg has decided to digitally remaster the classical movie and adapt it to modern audiences who - apparently - don’t give a shit about dinosaurs anymore. I present: Jurassic Park!


EDIT: Not an actual Stephen Spielberg remastering. Just in case the irony didn’t shine through... ;)

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