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"The Force is what gives a Jedi his power...It surrounds us and penetrates us." NSFW to follow. C'mon, you know you want to look!

BAM! Star Wars sex toys brought to you by Balazs Sarmai, the same innovator who made the Avengers sex toys for his Tumblr.

They are, sadly, not real, but they might help you get your torpedo into the thermal exhaust port of your choosing! It really is nothing like bulls-eyeing womp rats back home!

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