Do you wish you were a bot hawking spam on the internet? Do you enjoy making non-sequitur posts about how you can't believe something is true? Well here is the contest for you!

Despite Kinja's best efforts spam bots still find their way onto our site and post the most ridiculous stuff. I think we can do better. Comment with your best impression of a Spambot and you will be judged by a jury of your peers wielding recommendation stars. Some guidelines

1. Spambots have stepped up their game and now use images and gifs so those are fair game.
2. The Spambots have a great unique way of posting with non-sequiters, broken english, and ridiculous stories. Trying to capture that is encouraged.
3. The more ridiculous the product/service the better.

The winner shall receive a fantastic prize!

Note: Fantastic is a subjective term and is determined by management. Prize can not be redeemed for cash or plutonium. All entries must be submitted by the heat death of the universe. Spambots are not eligible for the spambot contest. One entry per person. No sock accounts, clones, or other dimension selves allowed.