Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

The children have finally left after 6 straight weeks of taking care of any combination of the three of them. I need a drink.

I have this:

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And peach schnapps and lemonade and my soda stream.

And nowhere to be tomorrow.

GO!

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