Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Illustration for article titled Offenses Tantamount To Witchcraft in 1690s Salem, Mass

Looking pale

Looking attractive… almost TOO attractive

Maintaining eye contact with a MAN

Exposed wrists

Having Burning Man parties before it was hip

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Doing some less-formal writing, came up with the above. See the rest of the list here.

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