Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

Offenses Tantamount To Witchcraft in 1690s Salem, Mass

Looking pale

Looking attractive… almost TOO attractive

Maintaining eye contact with a MAN

Exposed wrists

Having Burning Man parties before it was hip

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Doing some less-formal writing, came up with the above. See the rest of the list here.

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