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Illustration for article titled Okay, last post about seasonal stuff in Kansas City

These two haunted houses were bought by the owners of The Beast and The Edge Of Hell after the owner of the competition died in an accident. I went to The Chambers Of Edgar Allen Poe the first year they opened these two. Unfortunately, they needed to do more work on it, and I fell on an unmarked step. I'm afraid that rather ruined the experience, and I don't remember much else about the evening. And after that, I didn't much feel like going to another big haunted house, so I never made it to the Macabre Cinema.


Actually, this was pretty much the end of me going to any large haunted houses. I am not getting any younger, and I don't see very well. Even without doing things like unmarked steps I tend to have problems.

Someone tell me if Macabre Cinema is wonderful, or if it just recreates a bunch of slasher films and people with chain saws chase you. I almost got to go to Kansas City about a week ago, and I'm wondering if I missed out.

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