Do most skinny people come from the Moon?

What did Serenada do to anger the posting gods?

And, which is the better (or more popular) divorce (or other stressful thing) diet? The stressed-so-much-I-can't-eat plan? Or the I got stressed-so-much-I-shove-all-the-Reese's-in-my-cakehole plan?

There was probably another one, but I've forgotten what it was.