Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

I actually caught most of the game during my lunch, local Mexican/seafood restaurant had it on all the TVs there. Naturally in Spanish. Because no one does soccer commentating like the Mexican announcers (as I've said before). I think I was the only person in the restaurant who said "fuck yeah" when the Germans scored.

The stats above speak for themselves, especially the shots and shots on target. The U.S. only had 2 and 0 in that regard before the extra time was added.


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