Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

One hockey mask, two needless reboots, three sharp machetes, four killed teenagers, five severed heads, six duels with Freddy, seven aquaphobias, eight Crystal lakes, nine circles of hell, ten original movies, eleven trips to Manhattan, twelve flights to space.... and a shitload of mommy issues.

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Happy December, 13th, everyone.

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