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Once Upon A Time

WTF, guys. WTF. I don't even... I can't... and I like Frozen. SPOILERS BELOW.

That was awful. I have always been forgiving of OUaT, and I like Frozen, but I don't know if I can hang this season. The Frozen storyline was just garbage. Shoehorned and flat-out pandering without any creative take on the franchise they're obviously trying to cash in on. The scenes with the troll and the ice monster just felt completely ripped off and slapped into the episode, and I JUST CAN'T EVEN with the anthropomorphic Sven sounds.


And of course this whole thing started with Anna marrying Christov. My eyes rolled so freaking hard they almost got stuck.

I didn't even enjoy the B-plot with the Beauty and the Beast moment. It felt flat to me, maybe it was me just hating the Frozen stuff so much. But I audibly groaned when the sorcerer's hat popped up.


Let's not even talk about the C-plot with Regina going evillllllllll all over again. I know we have Robin in the mix now, but it just feels so recycled at this point.

I enjoyed the Hook/Netflix moment. That and cracking jokes about how Henry's grown a foot and dropped an octave in the span of two hours (the time between the finale and the premiere).

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