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One Article Reveals Everything Wrong With Hollywood

An article over at The Hollywood Reporter almost managed to spoil my entire day. So many horrible things.

A Timecop reboot? Pass

From the writers of Journey 2: The Mysterious Island? You're making it worse.

It's going to be "a more gritty and grounded police story with the sci-fi in the background"? Now I think you're just messing with me.


The writers are also working on a MacGyver movie? Who asked for that? Hopefully, they'll cram in a Richard Dean Anderson cameo.

And they're writing a remake of The Monster Squad? I think I know who the real monsters are.

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