Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

Never let it be said that people in the L.A. area are the best drivers. Last Friday some idiot almost hit me while I was crossing.

In Cali. the rule is during heavy traffic, 2 cars can make a left turn after the stop light turns from yellow to red.


It was broad daylight and I had the right of way (the crosswalk sign was green for me), but 3 cars took a left and I crossed since no other car made the turn. For some stupid reason, a fourth car then made a left and I’m walking directly the vehicle. I saw him coming and stepped back just as he stopped an inch from me, I saw the gap between me and the SUV. If I had been messing around with my phone, the shitberg would have struck me. And adios amigos.

I won’t lie: I have been thinking about this near miss all weekend. And life goes on.

It’s the Open Thread, folks. Talk about gaming, movies, tv shows, books or whatever you want, I really don’t care. I just glad I didn’t end up in the hospital or the morgue.

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