Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

(Two people with a baby carrier.)

"Yeah but we'll be buying them for 17 more years."

"Well when she's 15 or 16 she can at least start helping pay for her own clothes."


"No way!"

"Why not? That's what my parents did when I was that age."

"Yeah but by the time she's 15 she'll be too focused on scavenging a weapon off the body of a fallen soldier so she can help fight the robot armies, rather than worrying about finding a part-time summer job."

"Well either way we won't have to pay for clothes."

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