DALEKS RULE BRI-TANN-I-AAA! DALEKS RULE THE WAAAAVES!
Our worst fears have come to fruition: The Daleks have successfully weaponised the Union Flag.
This new 12" Union Jack-covered Dalek (fun fact I learned from Doctor Who: The Union Jack is only named so when it's flown at sea. Otherwise, it should be referred to as The Union Flag. Thanks, The Idiot's Lantern!) from toymaker Character Options is being made specifically for the 50th Anniversary of the show. The Dalek's Gun, Plunger arm and eyestalk are all poseable, and both the eyestalk and the headlamps light up whilst the Dalek screams out 10 different Dalek phrases - considering the extremely British design, one of those best be 'WOULD YOU LIIIKE SOOOME TEEEEA?'
The 'British Icon' Dalek, due out late August, will retail for £39.99, and is suitable for fans of fascist cyborgs draped in Imperialist Heraldry aged 5 and up.