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There are currently two...what's that? Another one? Really? Okay, three Peter Pan movies currently in development.


According to the Hollywood Reporter, Warner Brothers has entered the fray with a Peter Pan origin movie. Oh boy, I hope it's gritty!!! Like Captain Hook with a machine gun hand gritty! Kung-fu Tinkerbell, who is also a tattooed hacker gritty. Lost Boys who have multicolored fauxhawks gritty! RUFIO! RUFIO! RUFIO!

Whoa, sorry. Got a little carried away there. Where was I? Oh, yeah. The other movies being released are a Disney adaptation of Peter and the Starcatchers and Columbia Pictures' Pan, starring Channing Tatum, star of Step Up and Step Up 2: The Streets.

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