Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

Pittsburgh man tries to rob store with a sword - store owner thinks there can only be one!

Alternative headline: You call that a sword? This is a sword! (OK, I guess technically the robbers blade is more of a machete. The store owners blade is a freaking scimitar though. Which more than makes up!)

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