Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks


I was going to use Close Encounter of the Third Kind for next week's installment of my world famous 1-Star Movie Reviews post, but then I saw what this week's movie night was going to be.

So I went to Bing and typed www.Amazon.com in the search bar. Once on Amazon, I looked up the 1-Star reviews for Pacific Rim. JACKPOT! They're awful, just plain awful. So now I have a dilemma. Do I go with my original plan to use a classic like Close Encounters of the Third Kind, or do I go for the easy kill with Pacific Rim?


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