Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

No 5's or 0's. Either I had a faulty alarm clock once in my life or I had the complete ability to turn off my alarm clock without ever waking up. It only happened though when I set my alarm for a 5 or a 0. I will never set the clock for 7:00 or 7:05 or 7:15. But wait there's more. When I set the alarm the times can't add up to a 5 or a 0. I can't set it at 9:41 for 7:09.

Yeah I know I need help.


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