So, this is going to exist very soon:
Leia is "... with the reb'l alliance vile, and worse, a traitor!"
R2-D2 doesn't like it when C3PO calls him things, and says so:
This golden droid has been a friend, tis true,
And yet I wish to still his prating tongue!
An imp, he calleth me? I'll be reveng'd,
And merry pranks aplenty shall I play
Upon this pompous droid C3PO!
Yet not in language shall my pranks be done:
Around both humans and the droids I must
Be seen to make such errant beeps and squeaks
That they shall think me simple.
I'm putting the call out now: I would totally put on this production. Who's with me?