Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

So, this is going to exist very soon:

Illustration for article titled Pray, R2-D2, where art thou?

Leia is "... with the reb'l alliance vile, and worse, a traitor!"

R2-D2 doesn't like it when C3PO calls him things, and says so:

This golden droid has been a friend, tis true,

And yet I wish to still his prating tongue!

An imp, he calleth me? I'll be reveng'd,

And merry pranks aplenty shall I play

Upon this pompous droid C3PO!

Yet not in language shall my pranks be done:

Around both humans and the droids I must

Be seen to make such errant beeps and squeaks

That they shall think me simple.

I'm putting the call out now: I would totally put on this production. Who's with me?

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