Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

Pre-judge Jurassic World All You Want…

…but it’s got a pretty sweet website. Exactly the sort of thing that I would expect to see while planning my trip to the world’s greatest amusement park. Welcome to jurassicworld.com.

You’ve got a map of the island with dozens of points of interest to learn about (did you know there was a golf course on the island? I mean, you probably could have guessed it would once it stopped being a horror movie setting and started being a place where rich people could abandon their children for a few hours, but now you know for certain that it’s there and precisely where on the island it’s located). You’ve got safety tips such as “When feeding a baby dinosaur, hold your hand flat and don’t tease. Even herbivores can bite.” You’ve got kids activities like downloadable coloring book pages, crosswords, and word searches, and of course, you can buy your tickets and merchandise for the movie theme park.


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