(Saw this on Tumblr yesterday and thought it would be perfect for today.) So, you've survived the first round of zombie terror and you have two tools and one surviving friend to help you continue your pitiful existence on this godforsaken planet. The object to your right and the one to your left are your two weapons. The main character from the last show you watched is your friend. What are they, who is it, and how screwed are you?