Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

I was at Whole Foods when a woman came up to me and said, "I hope you don't mind me saying this but you look like someone from Game of Thrones."

My first thought was who the fuck do I look like from Game of Thrones. Then I asked, "Oh really who do you think?"

She responded, "Oh the guy with long hair and beard, who was a real nice husband but died in the first season, oh wait did I just spoil it for you."


Me, "No I just have to watch the season 3 finale, but are you talking about Khal Drogo?"

She said," Oh my god yes, with your beard and long hair you look like him!"

I was simultaneously flattered, yet a bit ashamed. Flattered because look at fucking Jason Momoa:

Then felt somewhat ashamed, yet inspired, because LOOK AT FUCKING JASON MOMOA dude is built and looks fine! I am no way in that shape, but now my new motto will be WWKDD: What would Khal Drogo Do?


Then we spent about 10 minutes talking about Game of Thrones, which was cool. This made my day because whenever people say I look like someone I get, "Hey you look like a werewolf, yea a werewolf from Twilight." Like that is the only popular franchise that has a damn werewolf. To which I respond," There are better werewolves out there so I guess I'll take that as a half compliment."

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