Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
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She starred in last night's SyFy movie Battledogs, a thoughtful exploration of security vs. individual rights and the ethics of biowarfare research. At least that's the movie someone could have made. Instead we got a crapfest about people turning into large wolves when they get angry. Anyway, you've probably seen her before in another much better movie.

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It's Ariane Richards, the girl from Jurassic Park. This is what really made me realize it was 20 years ago when I saw that movie in a theater.

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