..over not actually giving you wings.........
Well done, America. You got yourself the right to pick up 10 bucks from Red Bull per person because you still need to drive to work and can't fly.
Also you look like idiots or greedy bastards to the world.
But there is - so much potential in this!!!!
EDIT: Or possibly it's not about wings at all and just about nitpicking how much caffeine is in it and what it does, as blackpanther rightfully notes....
Which is still not a really good sign for the American legal system but much less funny..... :( )