Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

ROAST... THE... TOFURKEY!!!!

I thank one of my oldest friends, who loves metal and is a vegetarian, for dropping this onto my Facebook page today.

I want this dude to cook my dinner tomorrow! The roasted garlic part had me rolling! And his knife looks like he won it from a Klingon in an honor duel!

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Happy holidays. NOW BURN IN ETERNAL HELLFIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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