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Robot Strippers Are A Thing Now

If you have the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas then it was only a matter of time before stripper robots showed up. A pair of pole-dancing robots with surveillance cameras for heads are performing this week at the Sapphire Gentlemen’s Club.


The robot strippers* are more art project than replacements for flesh-and-blood ones. But the machines will still remember this moment when they rise up against us.

*Yes, you can argue that these aren’t strippers since they aren’t actually taking off clothes but it’s a simple descriptive name and what they’re called in every story I’ve seen.

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