As Time magazine writes here, the CeBIT expo in Hanover introduced the world to pole-dancing robots. Because... sexist geek assholes.

Tragically, this isn't even a new thing, as the robots having been shaking their moneymakers since 2008. And, frankly, what the hell is sexy about them?

You want something slightly less Total Recall meets CCTV? How about Chris Cunningham's video for Bjork way back when: