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Say Cheese!

WinnieTheWoot is making a snack in the kitchen. Mrs. Hatrack asks her what kind of cheese she has.

"Drunken Goat."

"No, thanks." Then WtW offers me a piece.

I decline saying, "I'm not a big fan of goat cheese. Sheep. I like sheep cheese."


"That's because it's bitter and cold. Like your soul."

I think my daughter may know me too well.

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