So Dimension Films is making a new Hellraiser movie... HELL YEAH!! Oh, wait. It's a remake of the original Hellraiser... come on, Hollywood! Wait, what's that?

Clive Barker is writing the remake? And Doug Bradley is going to play Pinhead again?! Okay, I'm back in, but know this Mr. Barker. If this movie is set in space or has a heroine with telekinetic powers, I will come for you and your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!