It's been a wild month for the Non-Productive.com March Madness competition, Sidekicks That Matter, but we've learned a lot about what we all have come to expect from our heroic fiction. There are the main characters; people who's struggles and successes we eagerly identify with, and there are the characters that make up the world of the story – and often times it is difficult to draw the line between the two. A good story keeps you invested in all the characters, including those that support the story beyond acting merely as plot devices. Still, as all good stories come to an end, so too does this year's March Madness – as we finally have the most influential, most significant, most matter-ful "sidekick" ready to be crowned the winner.

And with no further ado, we present to you your winner….