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Silly Fears

There is a distinct hierarchy of fears. Search your feelings, you know it to be true. If you are afraid of heights (or small spaces, or public speaking, or spiders, or...), people tend to understand. But then there are ridiculous fears. You know, the kind you are ashamed to admit. Quite a few of my friends are afraid of squirrels.

Full disclosure, I have some silly fears, too.

Liz's Legit Fears:

  • Jurassic Park coming true and being chased by raptors
  • Getting stuck in a submarine
  • Poisonous animals

Liz's Silly Fears:

  • Butterflies

That is all, as I am otherwise infallible.

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Seriously, I am less afraid of that croc than I am of the butterflies.

What are your silly fears? I'm 99% sure I won't use this information for blackmailing/terrorizing purposes.

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