There are a TON of alternate Twelve Days of Christmas lyrics out there, but I thought it would be fun for the ODeckers to create their own. You don't have to do the whole list, but feel free to add your own number of odd nouns anywhere the mood hits you.

In case you don't know the song, it starts with:

"On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, (insert thing that was given)." Then the song continues with "On the second day…" so on and so forth. After each new verse, you repeat the objects listed before it counting down to the very first thing. This makes for a long commitment on the carolers part, but I'm sure good times were had by all.

With my version, I'm just running down the list of things and you can do all the singing you want. However, my lyrics are a little different:

"On the ____ day of Christmas, my NERD FRIEND gave to me…"

Also, just in case you don't know the melody:

Here is my cache of treasures that should make any nerd squee with delight.

I KNOW I DID!!

(I'll try to correct if any of the images get Kinja'd, just let me know.)

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{tunes kazoo, clears throat}

ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY NERD FRIEND GAVE TO ME...

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A shiny Pokemon to call my own

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ON THE SECOND DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY NERD FRIEND GAVE TO ME...

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Two Goku haircuts

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ON THE THIRD DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY NERD FRIEND GAVE TO ME...

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Three "Shut up Wesley's"

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ON THE FOURTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY NERD FRIEND GAVE TO ME...

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Four Firefly box-sets

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ON THE FIFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY NERD FRIEND GAVE TO ME...

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FIVE PRECIOUS RINGS

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ON THE SIXTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY NERD FRIEND GAVE TO ME...

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Six Alphonse armors

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY NERD FRIEND GAVE TO ME...

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Seven Loki helmets

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ON THE EIGHTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY NERD FRIEND GAVE TO ME...

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Eight Kaiju fighting

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ON THE NINTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY NERD FRIEND GAVE TO ME...

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Nine Kessel Run runs

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ON THE TENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY NERD FRIEND GAVE TO ME...

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Ten T.A.R.D.I.S. transports

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ON THE ELEVENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY NERD FRIEND GAVE TO ME...

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Eleven Sailor Moon dolls

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ON THE TWELFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY NERD FRIEND GAVE TO ME...

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Twelve Comi-con cosplays

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Alright kids, let's hear your versions!!