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So An Important Question...

...what is Santa? Is he an elf? Wizzard? H. P. Lovecraftian Elder One that is using the holidays to gain our trust till he uses us as a sacrifice in some dark ritual? I mean that beard could be covering up a Cthulhu chin.

“The Night Before Christmas” called him an elf. Although not in the “Lord of the Rings” way, or Kebler for that matter. He acts more like wizzard by Tolkien standards. Santa the Red if you would.


Got an idea? Got a take? Want to make an comment that spending Christmas with my family has finally snapped what little sanity I had? Shoot away down below.

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