Outside of the Gawker family of websites, I haven't been SephyCloneNo15 since, like, 2007, and now I see that it's really, really easy to switch it up and use my more common handle? As all the people mockingly imitating all the kids these days are all saying, hells-to-the-yeah.

From now on, I'll accept UnitedShoes, or any Shoe variants on the Dude's list of alternatives to "The Dude"

And yeah, I'll get on my origin story now that I can attach it to a handle I actually associate with myself (do people even still call them handles? Did they ever, or am I only dreaming that "handle" made the jump from CB radio into modern mass media?)