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Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
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So I went to the Halloween store tonight.

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I saw demon babies with rotting skin.

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I saw fallen angels and the wages of sin.

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I saw an evil clown with an evil grin.

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I learned this year that zombie gnomes are in.

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I also saw this.

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