Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

So i've lost a lot of weight recently...

Combination of exercise and healthy eating.

I always exercised, I have always known that it was the difference between me and a people scooter; but the healthy eating is a new thing.


Just found this gif and it sums up my previous existence...

How the hell do you non-Hobbits handle it? Is it really so wrong to have chips twice a day!?! Sure that roast beef baguette at 9pm might have been a bit much but still... how in hell am I supposed to occupy my mouth when i'm not talking!?

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