Whenever I go to the Griffith Observatory at night, and I gaze out at the magnificent skyline, I'm astounded that I've never seen the green beam of a laser pointer pierce the sky.

I mean, with all the hubub over laser attacks on aircraft, and sales of these things being what they're purported to be, wouldn't you expect to see one at least occasionally in a bustling metropolis like LA?

Well, now I know where they've all gone: Egypt.